Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 150.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure
5' 5-1/2".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
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