Thursday, December 4, 2008

Little Johnny

Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher.

When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.

The teacher frowned and passed him by.

No kids, however, could offer her a solution.

Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.

Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is.... fluctuation."

The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging asshole you are!"

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