** Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
** What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?
A: "Look Ma, no hands!"
** How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that''s a hardware problem.
** I like the escalator, because an escalator can never break.
It can only become stairs.
** I'm afraid of my computer. I know when I turn it off, it's learning new things without me.
** George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
A:The nation.
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